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is your teen joining THE SKELETON WARS?

skeletonmeme:

decode their text messages for “txt speak” slang used by SKELETONS

  • LOL - lots of legbones
  • SMH - skeletons murdering humans
  • FYI - forget your insides! (and become a skeleton)
  • WTF - waxing the fibula
  • OMG - outta my grave
  • FFS - for friendly skeletons
hella-nootella:

SEPTEMBER IS OVER. LET THE MONTH OF HALLOWEEN BEGIN

hella-nootella:

SEPTEMBER IS OVER. LET THE MONTH OF HALLOWEEN BEGIN

motherhenna:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

peachbite:

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny
like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

What an age we live in

THIS MADE ME SO ANGRY BUT THEN I FIGURED IT OUT AND NOW IM EVEN MORE ANGRY

wow

motherhenna:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

peachbite:

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

What an age we live in

THIS MADE ME SO ANGRY BUT THEN I FIGURED IT OUT AND NOW IM EVEN MORE ANGRY

wow

majorobigtime:

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

majorobigtime:

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

tatbrochu:

scrolling through my dash like

image

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

officialdubai:

you’re my rock…my dwayne….my johnson

roachpatrol:

sweet-bitsy:

We’re in the year of 2014 and only now have we gotten photographic evidence of dragons petting cats

omfg

roachpatrol:

sweet-bitsy:

We’re in the year of 2014 and only now have we gotten photographic evidence of dragons petting cats

omfg

glittertomb:

Deth P. Sun

lonelyheartsdeathmetal:

musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate